This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2009!

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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4 name that friend call u?

  • matdi
  • madi
  • zedi
  • tulang(xtulang dh la ni)
4 thing you've have done in the last 30 minutes?
  • men kucen
  • mkn buah dukong
  • tgk berita
  • mkn pulut durian..:p
4 gift would u like 2 receive?
  • duit
  • money
  • ringgit
  • us dollar(hahahaa mata duitan)


4 of your fav hobbies?
  • futsal
  • wayang.
  • travel
  • hangout.
4 place u wat to go 4 vacation?
  • korea
  • alaska
  • amazon
  • syurga...haha
4 thing always found in you bag?
  • books
  • pencil
  • pembaris
  • pen
top 4 u love so much?
  • family
  • friends.
  • cats
  • scooter aku
4 thing special 4 u?

tah aku pon tatau
top 4 who u would like to answer this survey?
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  • 0000
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Tsunami caution!!BEWARE!!

Can't verify this, but just take heed.

Please be more cautious as the warnings has been given.

Attached a photo for u.



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“Hello there. I just wanted 2 let you know that please stay away from the beaches all around in the month of July. There is a prediction that there will be another tsunami hitting on July 22nd.. It is also when there will be sun eclipse. Predicted that it is going 2 be really bad and countries like Malaysia (Sabah & Sarawak), Singapore, Maldives, Australia, Mauritius, Si Lanka, India, Indonesia, Philippines are going 2 be badly hit. Please try and stay away from the beaches in July. Better 2 be safe than sorry. Please pass the word around. Please also pray for all beings.”


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MAT TRICK!!

MAT TRICK MALAYSIA!!!


Spekulasi Stadium Mizan Runtuh

Macam-macam spekulasi dari rakyat berkaitan isu stadium runtuh kelmarin. Biarlah rakyat bebas bersuara sebab kita negara demokrasi.

Sebab utama Stadium Mizan runtuh:

Ultraman dan family dia dari Ultraman Taro, Ultraman gaya, ultraman tidak bergaya dan macam-macam lagi nama, datang untuk menguji ketahanan stadium sebagai samada good receipt atau tidak.



Malangnya si malaun raksasa tiba-tiba datang lalu men'fire' keluarga ultraman tadi. Dia mati-mati mengaku tidak bersalah dan mengatakan kejadian tersebut adalah "fire tanpa niat" untuk meruntuhkan stadium. Ceh lu ingat lu boleh lepas?



pastu bila dah pakat fire memfire....terkena la bumbung stadium tu....maka...runtuh la..dengan rasa brsalah ultraman dan raksasa tersebut melarikan diri ke angkasa supaya tidak dikenakan tindakan mahkamah mahu pon pihak polis.....hahaha..:p
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MU always GLORY!!

hola.....1st of all. tahniah kepada Barca dat's won the uefa cempion league cup!!barca mmg deserved to win lah pagi smlm...they played very well..xda ada sebarang kesilapan dilakukan..ditambah dgn kelicikan lionel messi yang selalu mengkucar kacirkan pertahanan MU....mmg budak ajaib dia nih...3 4 5 org dia boleh lepas walaupon bertubuh kecil...
respect sama lu la messi....
tp apa pon...pujian juga harus diberikan kepada MU..dari awal permainan mereka sentiasa mencari peluang to score sum goal...but they failed dgn penyudah yg tumpul...Ronaldo bermain dgn sgt baik..tetapi berjaya dikawal ketat oleh defence barca terutamanya kapten mereka carlos puyol...agak tensen juga untuk menerima kekalahan nih...tp buat cmna bola itu bulat...apa pon boleh jd...tp mmg puas ati lah sbb kedua2 pasukan menunjukkan aksi yg tidak menjemukan untuk ditonton...walaupon di sorak oleh ramai fans barca tetapi tetap gembira..!!MU TETAP GLORY dengan 18 kejuaran setakat ini...!!adiooss...glory glory MAN UNITED...

bengang sama a.samad said...!!


hari ni aku rs agak bengang dengan tindakan Datuk A.Samad Said dan sekutunya yg lain kerana terus berkempen untuk memansuhkan PPSMI...smpai nk buat sejuta poskad untuk dihantar kpd TPM kita...apa salah nya pembelajaran matematik dan sains dibuat dalam BI..??subjek lain masih dalam BM kn??aku pon bkn la pndai sgt bi nih..tp bila lihat masa dpn nnt BI nih mmg berguna..bila masuk IPTA/IPTS kebanyakan bahan rujukan dlm BI..x ke ternganga nnt student kalau xpndai BI...tmbh2 dlm bidang engineering dan sains..lg pula perkembangan teknologi sekarang nih suma nya dipelopori oleh orang barat...jd kebanyakan bahan rujukan serta buku-buku ditulis dlm BI..Bkn berniat untuk memperlekehkan BM nih tp banyak lagi cara yg boleh dibuat untuk memertabatkan BM nih..bkn nya dengan memansuhkan PPSMI sj leh selamatkan BM..sepatutnya negarawan seperti A.Samad Said boleh berfikir dengan lebih jauh ke depan lagi...masa makin ke hadapan bkn nya ke belakang..so,JANGAN PANDANG BELAKANG...

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